What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do lawyers wear to court?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it!
What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
Why is England the wettest country?
Because the queen has reigned there for years!